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>> jay: maronzio, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fallon happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ]

captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about. that's what's up. thank you so much, you guys. thank you, guys. how are you guys doing? you guys feeling good tonight? i can feel it. [ cheers and applause ] thanks, guys. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. it's wednesday. let's get right to the news here. everyone is still talking about the jet blue guy. [ laughter ] here's the latest. flight attendant steven slater has been suspended after his meltdown where he cursed out passengers and jumped out of a plane. [ scattered applause ] which raises an interesting question, what the hell do you have to do to get fired by jet blue? [ laughter ] he got suspended? [ applause ]

he just grabbed two beers and jumped. he said, "that's it." [ laughter ] listen to this. steven slater already has more than 100,000 fans on facebook. my advice to those fans, whatever you do, don't poke him. [ laughter ] because he will go off. he will freak out on you. did you guys hear that levi johnston is running for mayor of wasilla, alaska. [ light laughter ] he is, yeah. well, the current mayor, he said that levi johnston should get his high school diploma and keep his clothes on if he wants to win. [ laughter ] and then levi was like, "dude, he just told me how to win. what an idiot. [ laughter ] so stupid, that guy." check this out. in a new interview, snooki said that she wants to become a mom. [ audience ohs ] that's right. i cannot wait until snooki is pregnant. she'll be like, "oh, my god, i can feel him fist pumping." [ laughter ]

♪ [ cheers and applause ] do fetuses suck their thumbs? i don't even know. >> steve: yeah, they do. >> jimmy: they do? >> steve: they do. >> jimmy: i don't know why i asked you. you're a doctor, right? >> steve: yes, a doctor of good times. [ laughter ] ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: hey, this is big, you guys. jennifer lopez has reportedly been dropped as a potential "american idol" judge because her demands were getting unreasonable. yeah. apparently, she was asking for the impossible, viewers. [ laughter ] you guys, a new report found that new york city's emergency subway intercoms take an average of 11 days to fix. however, subway officials claim it never takes more than -- [ inaudible ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

this is crazy. a krispy kreme employee in north carolina accidentally gave a customer $5,000 inside a donut box. yeah. when the customer opened the box, he was like, "where are my donuts? [ laughter ] i need my donuts!" [ laughter ] a farmer in idaho, unknowingly, watered and fertilized more than 300 marijuana plants. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, he had no clue. although, he should have realized something was up when his alarm went off and his rooster was like, "bro, i'm trying to sleep over here." [ laughter and applause ] and, finally, tiger woods' column in "golf digest" is back nine months after it was

discontinued because of his sex scandal. it will be the same as it was before the scandal except now it will start with the words "dear penthouse." [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have such a fun show tonight. the star of "scott pilgrim vs. the world," michael cera is here! [ cheers and applause ] he's great guy. one of the great american athletes, soccer superstar landon donovan is here! [ cheers and applause ] and we got some good music from jp, chrissie and the fairground boys! [ cheers and applause ] it's so good.

super, super fun time show. is anyone here on twitter? [ cheers and applause ] now, a lot of times on twitter these lists get started where people tweet out topics with a pound sign in front of them. on twitter, they call it a hashtag. for instance, someone would start a hashtag called #thingsthatbotherme. and then everyone tweets out something that bothers them. it's a lot of fun. so on last night's show, i went on twitter and i started my own hashtag called #thereshouldbealaw. and i asked you guys at home to tweet up some crazy new laws that you would like to see. we got thousands of tweets. i was watching them come in all night long. it was great. we got some celebrity tweets, too. so, tonight, i thought i'd share some of my favorite "there should be a law" tweets from you guys. it's time for "late night hashtag." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. all right, this first tweet is from @jamescwheeler. he says, "it should be illegal to take an elevator to the second floor." [ laughter ] i agree. that is so annoying.

[ applause ] you can't walk up a flight of stairs? i have important business on the third floor. [ laughter ] stop me from that. next person, @tigerslovepepper, she says, "it should be illegal for my mom to wear her 'duck off' shirt of a duck giving the finger she bought in 1987." [ laughter and applause ] come on, that's pretty cool. you got to let mom wear that. that's a cool shirt. i want that shirt if mom is not going to wear it. this next one's from @jackiebenhayan. she says, "there should be a law that vampires should be scary and not be going shopping, having drama, et cetera, like normal people." [ laughter ] vampires have feelings too. [ light laughter ] @chelseymalia, he says, "there should be a law banning entenmann's from calling their munchkins donuts glazed holes." [ laughter ] >> steve: what color is the

glaze? >> jimmy: "this coffee tastes good. you know what would make it better though? a couple of glazed holes." [ laughter ] this is awesome. this next one is real. this is from shaquille o'neal. that's right. @therealshaq. pretty awesome. he actually tweeted in. he says, "there should be a law against being this good-looking." [ laughter ] that's pretty good. i like that guy. thanks, shaq, for tweeting in. that's cool. this one's from @quinndiesel. he says, "there should be a law against people who have 15 different numbers to play at the lotto and you're standing behind them with the need for condoms." [ laughter ] you have the need? >> steve: it's a very specific law. >> jimmy: "i got the need for condoms. you shouldn't have all those lotto numbers." @quinndiesel has a problem, man. [ laughter ] he's got it right. this one's from @juddtrikter. he says, "there should be a law against standing there like an idiot after you get off an escalator." [ laughter ] i hate that, personally. i hate when that happens. like, they get off, "honey, was

it west this way? or was it --" [ laughter ] "i'm on a moving stairwell, you idiot. move! [ laughter ] what, am i supposed to walk backwards?" "is west that way, honey, or is west --" "i don't care!" [ laughter ] this is from @hamburgerhelpster. [ laughter ] he says, "there should be a law against telling my girlfriend to stop saying my couch is ugly even though it's got flowers on it. my couch is ballin', so you best deal." [ laughter ] [ applause ] his couch is ballin', so you best deal! somebody, please pass that law. yeah. [ laughter ] this last one here @bmx532, he says, "there should be a law that whenever you get in a jam, you should get a big yellow inflatable slide and grab two beers and jump." [ laughter ] that is best way to quit a job.

[ cheers and applause ] it is the best way to quit a job. just ask steven slater, the jet blue flight attendant, an american hero. in fact, yesterday, i wrote a song called "the ballad of steven slater." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ this here is the story of a man from jet blue got pushed around on the job so he did what he had to do ♪ ♪ a passenger was getting rude steven grabbed two ice cold beers ♪ ♪ he got on the p.a. and said "there goes 28 years" and then he took them beers and jumped ♪ ♪ he took two beers and jumped he took two beers and jumped ♪ ♪ and he took two beers and jumped

he just grabbed two beers and jumped ♪ ♪ just grabbed two beers and jumped he just took two beers and jumped ♪ ♪ he just grabbed two beers and jumped ♪ ♪ when your job is giving you the blues you got to get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ when people don't tell you what you should do you got to get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ when you got to make small talk in the bathroom get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ when you're forced to compliment someone's tattoo you got to get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ when your dvr doesn't record "the bachelorette" you got to get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ when your credit card gets rejected at t.j. maxx you got to get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ and if you forgot to recharge your cell phone you got to get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ when you forgot to the words to "cotton-eyed joe" you got to get two beers and jump ♪ when they won't duplicate your keys at the hardware store ♪ ♪ when they won't duplicate your keys they'll say "do not duplicate your keys" at the hardware store ♪ ♪ you got to get two beers

and jump ♪ ♪ when you're mad as hell and can't take it anymore you got to get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ get two beers and jump you got to get two beers and jump ♪ >> jimmy: just this guy! ♪ get two beers and jump >> jimmy: just this guy! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just this guy! stand up! stand up! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you got get two beers and jump come on ♪ ♪ you got to get two beers and jump ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. get it out of your system, my friend. that's right. everybody! ♪ you got to get two beers and jump you got to get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ you got to get two beers and jump you got to get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ you got to get two beers and jump you got to get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ you got to get two beers and jump you got to get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ you got to get two beers and jump you got to get two beers and jump ♪ ♪ you got to get two beers and jump

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. and thank you for watching "late night with jimmy fallon." you know that i -- on the show, everyone knows i love -- whoa, guys, there's a lot of smoke there. okay, sorry.

you guys know that i love computers and the internet on the show. and -- guys, that's smoke. that's something we are doing later on in the show. sorry. anyways, tonight, we found this -- there's a lot of smoke. [ laughter ] that's too much. guys, that's too much smoke. guys, there's just nothing but smoke. [ laughter ] i can't see anything, guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ six flags amusement parks are so fun ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ lots to do at six flags ♪ ♪ ride the rides water slides eat some fries wait in lines ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our first guest tonight is a very funny actor who starred in the hit film "superbad" and "juno." his newest film, "scott pilgrim vs. the world" is in theaters this friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome michael cera! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how are you, brother? >> great. >> jimmy: oh, man. so good to see you. >> happy to be here. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to our show. >> thanks for getting me back. >> jimmy: now, since i talked to you, you went to comic con. and you were shooting, like, just doing interviews. >> yeah, i was promoting this movie, "scott pilgrim" over there, 'cau it's based on a graphic novel. >> jimmy: that's right. and i saw a picture of you from there. you did a press conference. and i don't remember this character in the movie at all. [ laughter ] what -- explain this. >> yeah. why was i making that face? [ laughter ] i look like -- >> jimmy: you were eating -- you just ate pudding, i think. you just ate a spoonful of pudding. [ laughter ] >> yeah, you can see a bit of it on my lip. >> jimmy: yeah, that's true. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i look like a dr. seuss character in this picture. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that was -- i think you were captain america, i think. >> that's captain america. yeah. >> jimmy: that's his uniform? >> that's his -- apparently. i don't know if that's the one from the film. >> jimmy: are these aerodynamic?

these up here? [ laughter ] >> you know, those were the ears. they kept flopping forward for some reason. they're not supposed to look like that. they're supposed to be back. >> jimmy: back, yeah. but, you combed it forward, took it a different direction. >> exactly. i look a little cross-eyed there, too. too close together. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. a little weird. [ laughter ] but that's pretty cool. i mean, i heard you tried to blend in with the fans. some experience, a "scott pilgrim" experience they have? >> yeah. they had this thing set up where people could go and get t-shirts made and meet some of the cast members. and i wanted to walk through it to experience the "scott pilgrim" experience. see what people were -- >> jimmy: as a fan? >> yeah, yeah. i mean, i had a lot of time to kill. and there was a long line for it. so, i stood in line. and went all the way through and got a t-shirt made. and met some of the cast. and played the video games. [ laughter ] well, i was wearing a mask. i was wearing a gorilla mask. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were wearing a gorilla mask? >> they -- i asked for a mask. >> jimmy: did you fit in? >> i asked for a mask. >> jimmy: in comic con, wearing your gorilla mask? >> i didn't see any other gorillas, but i fit in, because people wore masks there. [ laughter ]

it was, like, kind of an aggressive, like, snarling -- maybe wolver -- maybe it was like a wolverine, or a werewolf, or a gorilla, but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: some hybrid animal. >> some scary looking brown-faced animal. >> jimmy: does this animal exist, you think? >> maybe. well, the mask exists, so, i mean. i'm sure they based it on something, you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is true, i'm not sure who made the mask. >> the weird thing was that was people came up to me and wanted to take a picture with me, just as a guy wearing a gorilla mask. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they didn't even know it was you? >> no, no one knew it was me. but they wanted to take a picture with the gorilla guy. [ laughter ] yeah, a few people said, like, "can i get a picture with you?" and for a reason, i became the guy who went to comic con wearing a gorilla mask. like, i got in the mind of a guy who would put on a mask. a gorilla mask. >> jimmy: you created a character? >> yeah. and my body, like, whenever people wanted a picture with me, i would naturally, like, go like this in the picture. like -- [ laughter ] like, the guy who dresses up like that.

>> jimmy: that's how you posed? >> yeah. [ laughter ] but there's some pictures of a gorilla -- >> jimmy: so, if you see a picture with gorilla like that -- >> with a gorilla party animal. >> jimmy: he's a party animal, yeah, yeah. oh, my gosh. >> they're out there. >> jimmy: this movie, by the way, is so cool. who directed this? edgar wright. >> edgar wright, yeah, really amazing director. >> jimmy: man, this thing has got -- if the doorbell rings, you see, like, a background, it's like -- [ jimmy makes doorbell sound ] they float in the background. 'cause it's based on a graphic novel. >> it's based on the graphic novel, and edgar did an amazing job of, kind of, capturing that feeling. >> jimmy: oh, totally. it's really interesting to watch. and you had -- it was a giant movie. you had tons of extras. and, like, there was a battle of the bands at one point. did you meet the other bands? >> oh, yeah, yeah. i mean, we filmed for, like, six months. so, there were a lot of people. we had a lot of extras that were there for the whole time. and a few of them were -- we shot it in toronto. and a few people in the movie were -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i shouldn't have had a coffee right before i came out.

i'm really -- talking really fast, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: no, you're fine. [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> jimmy: we can just slow down your voice. we've done this for other people. [ laughter ] >> my heart -- my heart rate is -- >> jimmy: right now, right now, you sound like this. [ talking in slow motion ] [ laughter ] >> should i talk really fast, so that when you slow it down, it sounds normal? >> jimmy: yeah, could you do one of the chipmunks? >> i could try. i could try and do that. >> jimmy: just talk really fast and high, 'cause we spent a lot of money on this voice slowing-down technology. [ laughter ] >> just cut this part out. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, we're leaving -- we're leaving this part. >> i shouldn't have made the coffee comment. like, i shouldn't talk about the coffee. >> jimmy: let's talk about -- no, skip the coffee. [ laughter ] what kind of coffee do you get? >> starbucks. >> jimmy: oh, my god. i did see coffee arrive. >> yeah. i was drinking it. it's just kicking in now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't think you would be caffeinated enough? >> no, i ordered a regular coffee. >> jimmy: did you think you were gonna come out here and fall asleep or something? >> well, i was feeling groggy, i

didn't want to be, like, too flat before coming out. >> jimmy: now, it's like talking to charles manson. i mean, this is insane. [ laughter ] i don't know who i'm talking to right now. >> just calm down, you're freaking me out! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, got you. >> everyone here is really freaking me out! >> jimmy: all right, all right, all right. all right, oh, my god. he just bends the wood. this isn't even metal. you bent wood. >> i didn't expect it to go this way. >> jimmy: no, me neither. >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: i just pictured a dude with a gorilla mask coming out and, you know, giving a good interview. [ light laughter ] people want to know, what is "scott pilgrim vs. the world" about? what is it about? >> "scott pilgrim vs. the world" is -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the movie, umm -- [ laughter ] the movie's based on a graphic novel. >> jimmy: you shared that already. [ laughter ] >> roll the clip! >> jimmy: basically, you're fighting your girlfriend's seven ex-boyfriends.

>> that's right. i meet the girl of my dreams. i meet her in my dreams, literally. and in order to be with her, i have to fight to the death, these seven evil exes of hers, and win. >> jimmy: yeah. and the fights are very well choreographed. it's almost like video game fighting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and they're phenomenal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're welcome. [ laughter ] >> they're all me. >> jimmy: we have a clip from the movie that edgar wright, himself, just made for our show. >> that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: exclusive clip of you fighting one of the ex-boyfriends. here's michael cera. "scott pilgrim." >> what can i say? i'm nothing without my stunt team. >> hey, ask him how it feels to always get his sloppy seconds. >> how does it -- [ grunting ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that was unbelievable. >> thanks. >> jimmy: that was so great, man. great job. are you that competitive, like, if i played you in charades? >> yes. i would win, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: 'cause when we come back, michael cera and i are playing charades. come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ flakes are finished

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm here with the great michael cera. and we're going to play charades. we recruited a couple audience members as teammates. what is your name? >> alex. >> jimmy: alex, we're a team. and we're gonna win. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: and what's your name? >> breanna. >> jimmy: breanna? >> yeah. >> jimmy: breanna, you and michael are a team. >> yes, we are. >> jimmy: and you are going to come in second place. [ laughter ] it's gonna be fun. now, this is charades. you guys know how to play charades, right? all right, well, each player gets a turn giving the clues to their teammates. there's 45 seconds on the clock. per turn. the first two rounds are worth one point each. and the third is a charades showdown. where each team will get the same clue to give at the same time. whoever guesses the first gets two points. may the best team win. michael, your team can go first. do you have a team name? >> the breannas.

>> the breannas. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we were gonna be called that. but, okay, whatever. that's good. [ laughter ] >> i'm gonna go. >> you go first. >> okay. >> steve: good luck, buddy. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can pick any number. any number. >> any time? >> jimmy: yep. any time. any number. >> really? >> i like the number seven. >> okay. >> movie. three words. first word. look, point. shoot, star. shoot, shooting! >> jimmy: my, god. you're awful! >> shooting. [ laughter ] pulling. >> jimmy: earlobe. [ laughter ] >> point. moving. moving. direction. direction. that way. [ laughter ] direction, north. south, west, east, west. west. third word.

nope. third word. west. west. wild west. [ laughter ] moving -- to the second word. [ buzzer sounds ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! you can't leave, you can't leave! hey! michael, no, hey! come on, man. >> i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. it was "west side story." i'm sorry. >> jimmy: "west side story." have you, i mean -- >> that's a tough one. >> i'm sorry. [ laughter ] i'm sorry. >> jimmy: i would have done -- done this. [ laughter ] >> i was focusing too much on -- >> jimmy: all right, what do you think, everybody? [ audience yelling ] oh, man. >> good. >> jimmy: all right, ready? >> let's go. movie. eating. food. three words. first word. food, eating. meal. noodles, soup. [ laughter ]

chicken, cutting, utensils, knife, fork, spoon. second word. second syllable. two syllables. first word, two syllables. which syllable is this? [ laughter ] gone, leap, wake up. you're eating -- breakfast. lunch. dinner! [ cheers and applause ] dinner with friends? dinner with jimmy? [ laughter ] third word. [ laughter ] [ applause ] zombie? [ buzzer sounds ] [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: it was >> jimmy: it was "west side story"! [ laughter ] "dinner for schmucks." "dinner for schmucks," i couldn't do for. [ laughter ] sorry, my brother. >> okay, that's cool. >> jimmy: all right, breanna. go for it, pal. oh, man, that was rough. >> tough out there. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: it's not that -- that was better than -- you couldn't get west. >> we're on tv, i mean. >> jimmy: oh, come on. >> all right. >> ready? >> movie. one word. just one word? three words. first word. fly, flying. fly away home. [ laughter ] airplane. second word. march. [ laughter ] swim, mermaid. airplane mermaid story. uh -- what is that? what are you doing? dance? shuffle? fergie? okay, third word, yes. push, honk, drive. "planes, trains and automobiles." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we've got to do it. we've got to do it. we've got to tie them. >> that was great. >> jimmy: got to tie them. great job. great job. >> we're putting the pressure on. >> jimmy: audience, what's the number? [ audience yelling ] >> jimmy: ten, ten, you're on ten. ten, here we go. ten is good.

you look happy. [ laughter ] you look happy. >> wait, what happened? >> jimmy: we got it, we got it, we got it. song. two words. poker face. [ laughter ] first word. oh. sky. the way you're moving your mouth. everything. oh, everybody. "everybody hurts"! ♪ [ applause ] "everybody hurts." an r.e.m. classic. now, here's the tie breaker. you guys, we're tied right now. you guys got to go back out. our partners go out at the same time, you pick one clue. and then, we both guess. which one of us guesses first, wins the whole match. >> don't be nervous. >> no pressure, no pressure. >> jimmy: go for it, buddy. you know what's up. how's it going? >> going great. >> jimmy: no, it's great, man. >> fantastic. [ audience shouting ]

>> jimmy: we have to trace. who wants to trace? >> wait, you guys got to switch. this is confusing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yep, go. song. poker face. >> jimmy: three words. >> heart. >> jimmy: first word. >> love, heart. >> time. >> jimmy: second word. >> bracelet, charm. >> jimmy: little. and, the, of. >> ring. ring, ring. >> jimmy: heart of the matter. heart of. >> finger, wedding. >> jimmy: heart of what? heart of time. >> "heart of gold." "heart of gold." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we have a winner! great job, you guys. >> amazing, amazing. >> jimmy: michael cera, "scott pilgrim vs. the world," in theaters friday. landon donovan joins us next. ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. our next guest this evening is the greatest american soccer player of all time and the face of the new fifa soccer 11 game from ea. no doubt you remember where you were when he scored this goal to advance the u.s. in this summer's world cup. >> landon donovan. for the usa. can they do it here? cross! denied again! and donovan -- oh, can you believe this? [ cheers and applause ] go, go, usa! oh, it's incredible!

>> jimmy: that was awesome. please welcome landon donovan! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: landon donovan right there. oh, my gosh. good to see you, buddy. >> i love watching that. >> jimmy: that was great. >> every time is like the first time. i love watching it. >> jimmy: you just watch yourself on a loop at home? >> i mean, i wouldn't -- >> jimmy: do people want you to slide everywhere? like, i was expecting you to slide out of the curtain and into the chair. [ laughter ] >> all my teammates said all their kids now just randomly slide around the house. >> jimmy: that's the way it is. >> it's pretty cool. >> jimmy: dude, fifa soccer. to be on the cover -- look at this. that's pretty cool. that's a honor right there. look at it. [ cheers and applause ] that's awesome, buddy. >> i grew up playing video games. so, for me, like amongst my friends, this is like the biggest. forget about the world cup, this is the biggest. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, being in a video game. >> i love it. >> jimmy: did you get a lot of input into how accurate this was and stuff like that? >> yeah, the best thing i think

about what ea does is they -- in vancouver, they let you put on the motion capture suit stuff. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, all those ping pong balls. >> yeah, it's sweet because you go like this and your guy goes like this. >> jimmy: you're just punching people? [ laughter ] >> i mean, we do that from time to time in soccer. okay, we go like this. >> jimmy: okay, good, that's much accurate. unless your character punches people, that would be awesome. it's a different game, but it's fun. >> you never know. >> jimmy: who are you playing for on this one? >> well, that's the u.s. jersey, but usually i play with the u.s. team or with the galaxy. >> jimmy: can i pick both on this one? do we know? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, or maybe just go for the u.s. or galaxy. i'm not sure. there's a lot to choose from. >> you can be whoever you want, buddy. >> jimmy: all right, i'm going to do it. but how about this -- i want challenge you right now to a penalty shoot. >> since you just lost charades, you're trying to get redemption? [ audience oohs ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i can see your blood boiling. >> jimmy: get ready to lose, my friend. here we go. unbelievable. all right, here we go. now, this was a shootout, right? so the first one to three wins,

okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: we'll keep score on the screen. why don't you go first, my man? there you are right there. >> oh, this is pretty cool. >> jimmy: don't use your hand. >> oh, i got to get out of here. >> jimmy: all right, so we're running and shooting. this is not a shootout. it's running and shooting. [ cheers and applause ] 1-0. here we go. that was a nice try. here we go. let's do this. here we go. what's up, my man? how you doing, man? what's up? what's up, dude? how is it going? all good? [ laughter ] ♪ >> that was terrible. >> jimmy: sorry about that, everybody. >> 1-0. >> jimmy: all right, just 1-0. come on. >> i hear you're pretty competitive. >> jimmy: well, i don't know. [ audience ohs ] yeah, that was wide. that was wide. >> terrible. >> jimmy: far. here, go like this. this is what you are supposed to do. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, yeah! [ vuvuzela sounds ]

that's my vuvuzela. i got my own vuvuzela. 1-1. 1-1. [ audience ohs ] oh, my gosh. denied. >> oh, no, i can't lose. >> jimmy: here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ vuvuzela sounds ] [ audience ohs ] you were going to kick him while he was down. oh, man, here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

fifa 11 from ea sports is out september 28th. thanks to the great landon donovan. j.p., chrissie and the fairground boys perform next. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests feature the talents of singer/songwriter j.p. jones and pretenders front woman chrissie hynde. they're here to perform the song "if you let me" from their upcoming debut album "fidelity" with help from the roots. please welcome j.p., chrissie and the fairground boys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ if you don't want me to come in you better lock this door ♪ ♪ and if you don't want me to return

you better lock this door ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm not fine by myself are you going to help me survive? ♪ ♪ to survive on my own it's just too lonely ♪ ♪ and i'm i'm gonna take on this world i'm gonna make you love me ♪ ♪ if you let me if you let me if you let me ♪ ♪ ♪ if you don't want this bleeding heart you better lock this door ♪ ♪ and if you can't watch me

fall apart you better lock this door ♪ ♪ 'cause i've been here a long time are you going to draw me tonight ♪ ♪ i'll invite you to come in don't tell nobody ♪ ♪ 'cause i i'm gonna take on this world i'm gonna make you love me ♪ ♪ if you let me if you let me if you let me ♪ ♪ i'm gonna take on this world i'm gonna make you love me ♪ ♪ if you let me if you let me if you let me ♪ ♪

♪ i'm gonna take on this world i'm gonna make you love me ♪ ♪ if you let me if you let me if you let me ♪ ♪ i'm gonna take on this world i'm gonna make you love me ♪ ♪ if you let me if you let me if you let me ♪ ♪ i'm gonna take on this world i'm gonna make you love me ♪ ♪ if you let me if you let me if you let me ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm gonna take on this wor